Aren’t you tired of gridlock in government? Washington needs a third party like the Billy Goat. We know what it takes to brings Republicans and Democrats to the table – A NICE FAT CHEEZBORGER!
There are very few problems that can’t be solved over a Cheezborger and a beer. And while they’re here, we’ll make sure that the only pork in their bills will be thin, crispy and delicious.
Don’t forget to show your support for your new favorite party with a souvenir t-shirt.
