Mike Royko from December 5, 1986 on what happens when you don’t have lunch at Billy Goat:
“The moment we sat down for lunch, I knew it was a mistake. It was one of those cute new yuppie-poo restaurants with ferns and a menu that listed calories.”
With everyone talking about performance enhancing drugs in baseball, we’d like to remind our fans that cheezborgers are 100% natural. Sure they’ve been linked to enhanced performance, but that’s mostly on teams playing the Cubs.
NO Additives – not even lettuce
NO Preservatives – the only preservatives we use are wrappers to keep ’em hot.
NO Fillers – just incredibly, satisfyingly filling
Our cheezborgers are always fresh. NEVER frozen. And most importantly, no P.E.D.’s. Nobody ever got suspended for taking cheezborgers.
2013 No More Lip Service in the Fight Against Tobacco Addiction
Cocktail Party and Fundraising Event
Join us on Thursday, August 22 for our 3rd Annual No More Lip Service Cocktail Party and Fundraising Event – a fun evening of entertainment and enlightenment! A silent auction, surprise guests, fabulous raffle prizes and delicious food and drinks!OUR GOALS
1. Promote the termination of tobacco use in any form
2. Generate awareness of Northwestern’s cessation program
3. Raise funds to help cover cessation program costs for participants who need financial assistance.This year’s event will be held at The World Famous Billy Goat Tavern’s Navy Pierlocation!
Guest Appearances: Kim Vatis, NBC News
David Nolan, comedian
Music Provided by: Matt Gold Music
Tickets for the No More Lip Service Cocktail Party and Fundraising Event can be purchased online for $50 or at the door for $60. Your ticket price includes a famous Billy Goat burger or sandwich, chips, wine and beer. Items from the full bar and the rest of the Billy Goat Tavern menu are available for purchase.
If you are unable to attend the event but would like to make a donation or find out more, visit http://terminatetobaccouse.com/