No other party is better equipped to represent the USA in foreign policy. After all, we’re already world famous!
If anyone in the world gives our great country a problem, they won’t have to look any further than the Chicago Cubs to find out what can happen. They’ll think twice when faced with a goat curse. No other party offers a deterrent like this that will keep our extraordinary service men and women out of harms way.
But, the power of a good curse isn’t our first choice. We believe in diplomacy. You’d be surprised how many problems can be solved over a Cheezborger and beer. Politicians and world leaders have been working out their differences at Billy Goat for decades.
Billy Goat Party believes in keeping our extraordinary servicemen and women out of harm’s way.
